In a land far away there was a castle called depressed souls academy. It was a scool. The people who wnet the school were all very unqiue individiuals...
My name is zombie tears but every1 just calles me jenna because they say I look like the hip new rock icon jenna skull. I am called zombie tears because I am a zombie puppet made by my maker called evilheart... evilheart wasnt his real name but I call him that because his heart his evil1 he made me to be his wife and tried to rape me but I cut off his peepee with some scissors and ran away and he died and now I am alone in the world.
I am really beautiful and I have black hair with silver streaks but when im angry my hair turns into fire and I grow bigger than every1 else... I have DD cup size and big pouty red lips and a perfect our glass figure. I am tall and I have pale green skin but im really good at eyeliner and one day I want to be a eyeliner artist like kat von d.
Anyway on with the story lol!
After living alone several years and using my survival skills to survive on the harsh streets of this nameless land I came across depressed souls academy and I knew that this was were I was menat to be.............
"class" said mrs diamond as she addressed the class "today we have new student so I want all to welcome her with open arms"
I stood next to mrs diamond and looked at the class with interest. What a bunch of weirdos I thought and then guffawed because I was a weirdo too so I new this was where I was mena to be. I smiled brightly and waved at the class and then mrs diamond said "every1 this is zombie tears please say hello" and everyone said hello.
"sup dog" I repied
"why dont you take a seat over there" she said
I walked past the class like a cool kid and I noticed that THERE WAS NO PREPS HERE AT ALL YAY I new this was where I was menat to be.
I sat down in my seat and looked at the guy next to me.
It was saskay uchiha omfg.
"i hate you... I know what you did to naruto" I said menacingly to myself.
The guy on my other side was a really hot vampire with silver and purple hair and light blue skin and purple eyes and thick eyeliner and lots of rings and big cape.
OMG IT WAS A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
Before I could realise I was bi there was a sound of a chainsaw and everyone started to scream so I looked up and saw leatherface running into classroom with his chainsaw omg.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH2" screamed everyone and started running around as leatherface tore up the room with his chainsaw and killed people.
Me and saskay dived under a table and hugged eachother with extreme phobia as we heard him kill everyone. I looked under the table and saw mrs diamond pull out her shotgun and try to shoot leatherface but it wasnt working but she managed to break his chainsaw so he whipped out his 2 pistols but I new they were no match for mrs diamonds double barrel shotgun!!!
"he does this every monday ffs" said saskay quitely.
"OMG SHUT UP" I screamed because his talking had got leatherfaces attention and he turned and saw us under the table...
I did the only thing I new.
I grabbed saskay and threw him at leatherface.
Leatherface roared angry and began to eat saskay uchiha so me and mrs diamond ran out of the classroom.
"HE DOES THIS EVERY MONDY RIGHT?" I shouted and mrs diamond nodded.
"WE JUST HAVE TO DISTRACT HIM UNTIL SOMEONE GETS THE TRANQUALIZER/2" she shouted back as we ran down the corridor. Leatherface roared and began to chase us with saskay hanging from his mouth but dracula evaportated in front of us with a machine gun of tranks. Me and mrs diamond screamgasped and hid behind him as he tranqualised leatherface to the ground and then everything was silent.
Everyone had come out of their classes to stare at us and I was speechless. Dracula turned to me and mrs diamond and said "how many this time?"
"all of them besides zombie tears" mrs diamond cried sadly
dracula frowned with sadness and then looked at me. Spark of recognisation appeared in his cold dead emotionless unfeeling hollow dead black orbs. "zombie tears? More like jenna skull..." he murmured.
"no im a zombie puppet and shes not..." I replied quietly
"i was kidding omg" he daid
"oh sorry" I blushed so hard I was sure I could be pikachu.
Dracula opens his mouth to say something but he got interupt by a loud "I SURVIVED"
every1 turns and stares open mouthed at the vampire girl who sat next to me wlking out of the class that had my class in it.
"i survive" she said more clearly as she walked towards us
"Gothina!" breathed dracula
"hey there principle" she winked
"i thought she was a boy or a lessibian..." I mumbled and mrs diamond laughed and nearly pissed herself at my epic joke.
I was always good at being funny even in the darkest times......
"look girls you should go get cleaned up" dracula said to me and mrs diamond and gothina. "go with frankenstien to see the nurse"
"ok I will take the lead" replie mrs diamond and she walked me and gothina through the school to the nurses room.
When we went in I gasped.
The nurse was MARILYN MONROE!
But at the same time... she was different. She was green and her hair was black and long and her eyes were grey.. her nails were very long and painted blood like red... she was wearing a ripped up french maid outfit... but that was her....
it was her ZOMBIE!
"Omg..." I gasped
gothina laughed at me and said "surprised me too when I first came here"
"are you really marilyn monroe?" I asked the nurse as me and the other two sat down on the awesome black and purple thrones as the nurse tended to us.
"sure thang hunni! I dont go by that name anymore though.. now that im a goth ah need a fittin name! Teehee hyuk! Call me ebonessa e-scene. Or nurse." she said sweetly in a texan accent.
"okay ebonessa" I said feeling awed that she was here before me and talking to me as if we had been friends our whole lives.
After a few hours of the nurse looking after us the door opened and we looked up.
Then I saw him.
He was pale green with big pink eyes and he wore a dark greenish blue turtleneck with black skinny jeans and dark brownish black converse. He had big eyebags so I knew he was interesting and he was really twitchy and had a nervous smile... SO CUTE!
"whos that?" I whispered to gothina
"Salad fingers" she replied quietly and looked at him
"hes super cute!" I said with a giggle and she rolled her eyes
"come on mrs diamond... jenna skull wants some alone time with salad fingers lol" she said and got up and left with mrs diamond.
Luckily salad fingers didnt here them!
"hi" I said carelessly as he walked over to ebonessa.
"oh! H-hello... um... hi" he stammered cutely and shyly as he looked at me and I saw his finger was bleeding.
"oh no your bleeding!" I gasped
"ooh um yes I uh I like it when the red water comes out..." he murmured then turned his back on me and went over to ebonessa.
I stared at him and I felt my heart go all strange...
hey I just met you and this is crazy but... I think your going to change my life....
HII DIS BJ
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